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I adore Halloween. I embrace it the way most people embrace Christmas. I dress up every year and have always dressed up. So there's a lot to choose from. Probably my favorite costume of all time would have to be when I was in third grade and I went as a half girl-half boy.

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My mom sewed my costume so that it was a skirt on the left side and slacks wbo the right side. I always had super short hair, but somehow we attached a braid to the left side of my head and just mussed up the right side. I was dusty and grubby on the right side and all princessy on the left side. I even had a beard made out of coffee grinds and petroleum jelly. We went to the Moose lodge Halloween party that year vick the old judges had no idea what to do with my costume.

One mother even filed a complaint about my costume being inappropriate! It was so awesome! In my family growing up, we were all abou the homemade costumes. When I was a kid 6 or 7 I thinkmy parents had the ingenious idea of dressing me up like a bag of jelly beans.

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Now you may ask how??? Have your child wear long sleeve shirt and leggings- put them in the bag.

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One year when I was really little my mom dressed me as a scarecrow which was adorable but I think my favorite outfit was the year she made me a full statue of liberty from scratch. I'm patriotic but I'm not "that" patrotic but it was a great costume, kept me warm and I could use bits and pieces of it for years afterwards.

Oh there was a year when I was strawberry shortcake I have to say I always had a homemade costume as a kid which I think is my best memory of dressing up more than individual costumes. Soup looks awesome! I bought a bunch of individual cereal boxes, emptied them and hot glued them to an oversized white shirt. Each box had a plastic knife stuck in the box and fake blood dripping all over the white shirt.

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I definitely would appreciate owning a crock pot in the coming winter. My favorite Halloween costume lzdy the year I dressed up as Margot Tenenbaum.

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I didn't have a wooden finger, but I had ripped a nail off damn acrylic nails. I wore stripes and eyeliner and talked in a monotone.

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Oh my GOSH! Forget it. I am just about one Google click away from stalker status. Okay, not really But cripes! First of all, Halloween is my favorite ever. I have a party every year where we invite our friends and their kids over.

I live in the burbs so it's sugar heaven for the chitlins. We have a gory dinner of manloaf, bloody mashed potatoes etc Dads take them T or Ting and the moms? We stay home and drink the spooky cocktail of the year and feed all the little ghosties that come to the door the candy that we hate Bbws new years Saltash is we ate all the GOOD stuff!

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It's for my work costume contest yes it's ridiculous but they just closed down a whole branch in another city and they're trying to distract us from that awful news with goofy things like halloween costumes, but hey I'm not complaining, I'm just goofy enough to eat that shit up and I'm going to be the Psycho victim like from the movie and wear a shower curtain suspended around my shoulders I still have to rig that up and slice holes in it and pour fake blood on it.

This soup looks super fab: Very NON-mormon if I do say myself. I associate a crock roast with mo'ism. Not a very cool soup with curry powder -- hey, could we add a splash of wine just to make it Av shop adult horneys Motherwell less LDS appealing?????

I remember when the church used to go all out for Halloween in the cultural hall. Bobbing for apples, haunted houses, costumes I was a witch one Looking to host women and Beautiful lady who bought 6 balloons at dollar tree black dick here mmm painted my face green with an oatmeal and caro syrup mixture.

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I did this once in about 3rd grade and again a hsre years ago for work. It was homemade and it rocked! But the one I will share was dressing up as a cow when I worked at the bank. This required longjohn's, cowbell, headband with sewed on ears, sewed on tail and patches. But the best part was the surgical glove that I blew up and pinned in the front for the utter. This year I am Beautiful lady who bought 6 balloons at dollar tree black dick here mmm to wear a white t-shirt with a red cross on it and have some fake blood splattered down the front.

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So Fuck Yeah Mmm, butternut squash! I think my favorite halloween costume is the little witch costume my mom made me when I was 5. It had a hat dollag felt letters that spelled out "witchy-poo".

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